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Final broadcast · The inboxes have risen
Email is back. The 10% off ends at midnight tonight.
Microsoft has fixed it. Inboxes are filling up again and the bull has already had three "just circling back"s. He's thrilled. Mostly. The survival code still works for now, so every fabric by the metre is still 10% off, but only until midnight tonight.
Survival code
Raid the bunker (Clearance)
✓ Code armed. Your 10% is waiting at checkout. Proceed calmly to the fabric.
Microsoft fixed it. DOOMSDAY10 ends at:
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Midnight tonight, UK time. The bull is already reaching for the off switch.
bullring-hq — status.log
- > CONNECTING TO EMAIL SERVERS........ BACK ONLINE ✓
- > PRESSING SEND/RECEIVE (x1,437)...... FINALLY
- > CHECKING SPAM FOLDER.............. FULL AGAIN
- > CARRIER PIGEON..................... STOOD DOWN
- > FAX MACHINE........................ BACK IN THE CUPBOARD
- > FABRIC STOCK LEVELS............... UNHARMED
- > EMERGENCY DISCOUNT................ SHUTTING DOWN SOON
10% off all fabric by the metre with code DOOMSDAY10. Not on Home & Lifestyle or wholesale rolls. The email outage is over, so this code ends at 23:59 UK time on Friday 13 November 2026. No bulls were harmed during this apocalypse, just mildly inconvenienced.
⚠ INBOX: 4,812 ⚠ MORALE: RECOVERING ⚠ FABRIC: STILL 10% OFF ⚠ ENDS MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ⚠ INBOX: 4,812 ⚠ MORALE: RECOVERING ⚠ FABRIC: STILL 10% OFF ⚠ NOT FOR LONG ⚠ INBOX: 4,812 ⚠ MORALE: RECOVERING ⚠ FABRIC: STILL 10% OFF ⚠ ENDS MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ⚠ INBOX: 4,812 ⚠ MORALE: RECOVERING ⚠ FABRIC: STILL 10% OFF ⚠ NOT FOR LONG












































































































